Thrills and Chills by R.L. Stine & Jeff Zapata & Fred Wheaton

Author:R.L. Stine & Jeff Zapata & Fred Wheaton
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Abrams
Published: 2021-05-04T00:00:00+00:00

TWENTY-TWO

As we were walking home, I had a lot of brilliant ideas about how we could have the best time at Six Thrills Amusement Park. My brainiest idea was for each of us to carry a feather. That way we could tickle one another all the time and we would keep laughing.

But no one seemed to like that idea.

“Feathers make me sneeze,” Wacky Jackie said.

“I’m not ticklish. Tickling makes me puke,” Luke Puke said.

“I’m scared of feathers,” Nervous Rex said. “I always wonder where they came from. Did someone pull them off a bird? Did it hurt to have their feathers p-plucked out?”

“Okay, okay,” I said. “Forget the feathers. Here’s another brilliant idea. Whenever we go on a ride, we don’t get off when it’s over. We go around six times for every ride. How much fun would that be?”

“I always puke on rides,” Luke Puke said.

“Rides make me nervous,” said Nervous Rex. “I’m always thinking, when will the ride end? How much longer will it go? And, what if the ride never stops?”

“I get hungry on long rides,” Junkfood John chimed in. “Once, I was on a very long roller coaster ride and I just kept thinking about tortilla chips and salsa. I know other people were laughing and screaming, but I couldn’t hear them because my belly was growling too loud.”

“Come on, guys,” I pleaded. “We’re a fun group— aren’t we? We love to have fun. And I know we can have the most fun of anybody at the park!”

“YAY, JANEY!”

Babbling Brooke clapped her hands, leapt in the air, and performed a cheer.

“YAY, JANEY, YAY, JANEY,

“YOU’RE SO BRAINY!

“BUT WE DON’T LIKE YOUR IDEAS,

“WE THINK THEY ARE LAMEY!

“YAAAAY!”

She did a backward somersault and fell down an open manhole.

“Okay, okay, I get it,” I said, rolling my eyes. “You don’t like those ideas. Let’s have a meeting when we get home and talk about how we’re going to win the contest.”

“We can’t,” Junkfood John and Rob Slob said at the same time. “No meeting today.”

“Why not?” I asked.

“Because we have to watch The Mighty Hairball,” Rob answered. “He got his own TV series, and the first episode is on this afternoon.”

“The Mighty Hairball joined the League of Sidekicks,” John said. “And his new show is on the Sidekick Channel.”

“But how can the Hairball fight crime without Jonny Pantsfalldown and his Pants of Steel?” I asked.

“It’s gonna be awesome!” Rob Slob declared. “For one thing, in the new series, the Mighty Hairball doesn’t wear pants!”

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